ok so here is a blink 182 song that I found to be quite hilrium ^_^ tis called "When you fucked grandpa"
Unos, dos, tres, quatro...
when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his ass
he seems like a total asshole, grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
he rubs his dick in broken glass.
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed and...
(he seems like a total asshole,
grandpa is a total fucking asshole who would ever want a dirty,
greasy finger in his ass? he
rubs his dick in broken glass)
this is fucking stupid man,
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather,
I mean, you guys are related! What's
he gonna do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to fuck him in the butt and
have people come in and watch and mastrubate and cum all over the place,
this is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna
have sex with my mom tonight, this is stupid!
I hate you.
by Els *_*
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Alright so today I stayed home from school cause well I could I guess ^_^ twas boring but hey I got to sleep in which was sumthin I need after the weekend...lets see Friday I went home with Whitlee and Kayla came to and then Paul ,Charles,and Jade (yes Jade) came over.. anyways then Tiffany finally came over and then Tiffany had to take Kayla home for sum unknown reason (Tiffany is Kaylas older sis) so then Me Whitlee Jade and Tiffany hung out and I decided to see fi I could do a trick on Jades sk8 board...hmmm well wasnt a good Idea I feel and got mud all over my butt...so yea had to walk around iwht mud on my butt twas gay...then at night I decied that I wanted Tiffany to teach me how to drive a stick shift..so I got in her nustange and she got in the other side and was tring to teach me well I was doing a sucky job and I ended up spinning the tires out it was hilarium...I came back around and didn another loop then after I was done Jade wanted to try so he got in and well some B**** lady came out and started yelling at him cause he was underaged (thank god she didnt come out when I was driving) it was funny so then me Tiffany and Kayla (we went to go pic her up again) spent the night at whitlee's then I left in the morning...to go home and get stuff ready for trick or treating..then Tiffany and Jade picked me up at like 7:30pm and we went back to whitlee's to pic up kayla and whitlee (after making a pit stop cause someone *cough* Jade *cough* had to make a tinkle :D..then we went trick or treating I got molested in the car on the way back to kaylas house (she lives in town) they were putting make up on me and everything then we went what else trick or treating! and sum dude was dressed up as Freddy Kruger yes freaky well theres more but im gonna go buh bye
by Els *_*
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so so last night me and jade broke up thats about all I have to say buh bye :)
by Els *_*
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FInally my internet is back thank god I was going crazy its been one month since ive been on ...amazing o_O well ok so to update school is still going good this has actually been the first weekend in 2 weeks that ive been home ive usually been over at kayla's oh me and Jade are still going out XD!! yay! it will be 2 months on halloween..so yup..umm theres alot more stuff thats happened but it would take to long to type so im just gonna leave you with this..alrighty buh bye
by Els *_*
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So the best thing ever happened...Jade called me and asked me out so yea we are going out now ^_^ its so fuckin awsome!!well thats all I have to say so buh bye !!
by Els *_*
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Omg omg the best thing ever happened yes you guessed it Jade likes me!! yes me!! weee he said I was really pretty and he got his friend to get my phone # =D and his friend said Jade was prolly gonna ask me out!! omg im so happy ok well anyways my comp is still down yuppers..so im on this comp again..but ok so sum stuff that happened well of course the Jade thing =D oh i told some annoying girl off today that a bunch of ppl have been wanting to tell off umm what else hmm..I cant think man blah blah..doot doot I really want my comp to start working again *sobs* so I can have msn bk...oh well im gonna go so I can call ppl and see if jade calls but before I go here is a joke ..what is a blonde turned upside down? a brunett with bad breath =) OK BYE
by Els *_*
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Jade is a hott idiot freak ^_^
mmk so I havent updated in awhile cause my comp has been down and it still is...so thats why im on this comp so weeee. but anyways School has been awsome (well the best it can be.) 2 weeks in wee.. dude Jade remick is the hottest dude ever mm I luff him ^_^ today in math he was being a idiot freak..there were like 5 min of class left and everyone was talking and I started talking to my friends brandon (about some issues with him tellin casey sumthin he wasnt aloud to.but dats a diff story -_-) well anyways so I started umm "talking" to brandon and Jade turns around and faces me and goes shhhh there is 5 min of class left and we need to do our work see im doing my work see (lots of pointing in there) ..and all I said was umm right.. ^_^ yay meh..ok so sum more stuff that happened hmm well at lunch I ate donuts (yum) and got white powder all over my face that looked like sumthin else big discussion there ^_^ then umm..Scott told me he was rapped by a bunch of girls when he was passed out from getting drunk o_O (this is the scott that invited me to homecoming -_-)..im so sure what he said was true..*looks around* oh I was tounge molested by one of Melissas guy friends...(he was hott though =D) o yea I was in french club with my best budeh keri and she asked the stupidst thing in the world which was "for one of the feild trips do we get to go to france.." I jus shook my head and said keri ...omg...=) oh yea we went bowling today for gym which I sucked at by the way..well the were playing music and one of the songs was Nsync "Bye bye bye" and I felt the urge to get up and do the dance for that song like a freak..yes V-E-R-Y interesting.. hmm ok what else happened.. oh yeah!! I got sent out in the hallway for talking when the teacher said not to...twas fun! nothing else really interesting happened..oh well a bunch of ppl saw a pic of me without makeup on and my hair all screwed up..*cough* yes it was a luffly picture -_- *cough* well thats about it but a couple of days ago I did get yelled at really bad by my science teacher who is an ahole! but I was being stupid so yea I was listening to my cd player in class and he screamed PUT THAT AWAY NOW~ and you jus see the whole class turn around and look at me I was like woh O_O then he was like DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECAIL OR THAT YOU CANT GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING? I said "no"... "SEE YOU COULDNT ANSWER THAT COULD YOU" "WHY DID YOU TAKE IT OUT IN FRONT OF ME" " *snoty* well uhh theres like 5 other ppl listeing to one in here (there was actually 2 ^_^)" "NO BUT WHY DID YOU" "I dont know" " PUT IT AWAY AND i NEVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN" "ok..*gives dirty look*" wee now wouldnt that be fun ^_^ yes the whole class was staring at me the whole time fun.... well thats it for now so buh bye
by Els *_*
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mmk yet another interesting convo....here goes
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
hey poop head
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
hey ass whipe
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
can i fuck your ass?
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
wtf..no
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
this is brandt
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
im sure...
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
i was fingering my ass hole
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
thats nice did you enjoy it
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
baby you know it
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
i had shit on my fingers though
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
good for yew ^_^
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
i took a viagra and i had an erection for hours i think i need to go to the doctors
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
what do you think?
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
doctor******
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
umm no I think you should jus go with it -_-
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
on the commercial it said if u have an erection for more then 4 hours u need to go to the docters
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
..well umm ok then..Iguess that answerws your question now dosnt it
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
i had a sex dream last night
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
about who or do I even want to know
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
about brandt we were in the shower and he was giving me oral sex and i cumed everywhere and i woke up and the sheets were wet
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
umm thats gr8..
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
at first i thought i pissed in the bed but it didnt taste like piss
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
thats nice to know...
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
u want to taste my cum
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
its all natual
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
no ill pass thanks though ;)
Why does my finger smell like ass? says:
let me see whats below your belt
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
uhh how about no
eLiSe Well my weekend was fun and Interesting ^_^ im in pain though..oh well still had fun says:
but im gonna go ok bye
by Els *_*
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FM--->12 stones-far away
mood--->sore =(
mmk so I jus got bk from seymour I spent the night with Jodie.. and mandie spent the night tew ^_^ it was alot of fun Donovan came over ..(umm yea.) and then me mandie,Jodie and Donovan all went to the creek and we were jus planing on walking around..well Mandie and Donovan decided to get into the creek with there clothes on..and me wanting to prove to Donovan that im not a girly girl went in to =) it was uhh cold o_O Jodie jus watched she was being wimpy XD lol so me mandie and donovan are all jus standing in the water begging Jodie to come in so madie was like ok well if me and elise go under the water totaly and get our whole body wet will you get in and jodie was like yea so we both went under well Jodie still didnt get in ..(pfft) so im sitting there freezing cold while jodie is nice and warm and dry! then for some reason donovan and mandie decided to gang up on me and pick me up and throw me .so yea..I got water up my nose and mud in my mouth O_O eventually Jodie got in ...and we all jus joked around and swam in the creek then as we were getting out I slipped and fell and got mudd all over me face and all..so I had to walk around covered in mud o_O we all went bk to jodies house (donovan went home) then me mandie and jodie all took showers then got ready and then called and begged my bro to take us to the bowling ally (he was spending the night in seymour to.. with his g/f) so he eventually caved in and we got to go =) when we get there sum of jodies GUY friends ;) invite us to bowl with them if we payed for half (I had to pay our half..) oh yea I suck at bowling by the way =) and man oh man was Kolby (hes 17 or 18 cant remeber) hott hes a sk8er dude I took a pic of him so I might be able to put it on here sum time..but Kolby is soooooooo sexy hes like the most gorjuss sk8er dude I have ever seen I about started drooling every where! he was really nice to me =) when I was sitting alone he would come over and talk to me..hehe (of course I was all nervous and I couldnt talk =P) then Kolby and all the other dudes left and me and jodie (mandie was out side with a guy she liked hmmmm wonder what happened ;) ) so me and jodie were jus sitting there talking and this pretty hott (he was almost hott =D ) came up to us and asked if we wanted to bowl with him and his friends so we did they were really nice and the hott dude (Frankie) made me feel like I was good at bowling :P he was always like oh its ok you tried it was a nice try trust me lol so it was ll good..to bad it had to end..=( but that was my weekend some embarassing stuff happened to me this morning when I was still at jodies but im not gonna get into that =P so buh bye!!
by Els *_*
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ok some random dude was added to a convo with me and my friends we didnt know who it was ..and he was getting freaky so i thought I would say sumthin and here goes *note there are more than 2 ppl in this convo*
eLiSe says:
hey why dont you jus shut it ..
eLiSe says:
your really getting on my nerves
Fuck my ass now! says:
how about u shut it
Fuck my ass now! says:
cuz nobody wants to hear ur big ass mouth
Fuck my ass now! says:
so shut the fuck up
Zarah says:
omg
Zarah says:
jeez
eLiSe says:
yea im sure they dont
Kitty Ninja says:
Kitty Ninja has left the conversation.
eLiSe says:
why dont you jus leave and go like fuck your dog or sumthin
eLiSe says:
Fuck my ass now! says:
oh go give ur dad a blowjob
eLiSe says:
uhh ya know ill pass on that
eLiSe says:
but you can do it for me
Fuck my ass now! says:
oh no thanx
Fuck my ass now! says:
it's ur job anyway
eLiSe says:
yea im sure it is
Fuck my ass now! says:
he likes it when u do ur specialty
eLiSe says:
uhm im sure he does
Zarah says:
alrighty
Zarah says:
..
Fuck my ass now! says:
oh go to hell u fucking bitch
Fuck my ass now! has left the conversation.
eLiSe says:
rite that was interesting XD
Zarah says:
that was funny
X.x.51% SwEeThEaRt, 49% BiTcH. . . DoNt PuSh It!!.x.X says:
umm yeah
by Els *_*
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::YoU kNoW mE aS~*Elise or Els 
<--- dancing baby hehe
